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bitcoin scholar junpei tenmyouji ([personal profile] coolerjunpei) wrote2020-02-13 03:13 pm

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Junpei Tenmyouji
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[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-03 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hey man, hope you're holding up alright. Just got some interesting information from someone on the internet, thought I better do the right thing and pass it out to folks who could use it. The filenames are funny, I know, but I didn't name them. They actually have guides in them, though.

Attached: cardealerswhofuck.mp4
thedaymybuttatemybutt.mp4


Don't give this to username Kromer. She's bad news. Pass it around to anyone you think is trustworthy though, that's what the original guy said I should do.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
If that's a code, I'd love to learn it. Sexy car dealers and butt-eating butts is a hell of a ride. Sadly lacking in content on that front.

I'm alright! I mean I'm bedridden at the moment so don't come knocking on my door or anything, but I'll be fine. Nothing I haven't been through before. Sounds worse than it really is!


[His arm is currently slowly spiralling out of control, and will deflate back to normal dimensions in another 24 hours. Don't Worry About It.

Or...Uh. Does he go ham on what Kromer's done.....Perhaps he should be honest, even if it means that his homie thinks he's bonkers. Such is City life, he supposes.
]

Know that girl from home. She's playing nice here because she doesn't have a bunch of cronies (Kronies? hahahahaha) to follow her around, but she's pretty wild. Melted me and my coworkers into a pile of mushy meat. We got better though. She's also pretty against prosthetics, so I'm probably not her favourite person anyway hahahaha.

Not saying you have to go and fist fight her in the streets or anything, she's pretty harmless bar being smug, just playing it safe.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-07 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe this guy's that guy. A real artisan who happens to know about internet anonymity.......I mean I'd read one of those books at least once just for a lark. How could you get a whole book out of that?? Worth looking into.

Don't worry about it, it was pretty specialised circumstances. Preeeeeeeeeeetty sure that can't happen here? Anyway. Nasty piece of work. Would melt me if she only could, probably. Has weird hair and a stare that makes you feel small. You'll probably know her if you see her, long as you know to watch out for a weird girl.








wait you'd really do that?? For me? You shouldn't.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-09 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
I should. I don't have a direct line, but if he gets in contact with me again (and I'm hoping he will, we're thinking about planning a bank of information and theories), I'll ask.

Man, what is it with the weird girls coming up with the worst ways to kill people? And the most elaborate schemes? I prefer a woman who can just punch her fist through my head like a normal person, not a girl who makes us mincemeat. Though if I hear of a woman who'd do that, I'll also warn you.




I thought you were just saying that because I was there and had the big pointy arm right in your space. You don't have to say that stuff. I was being serious about being the sort of guy who latches on early, so this is your last chance to get out before I actually believe you. But seriously, if you can't handle the sight of a guy's insect arm wigging out, then don't come. It's nothing I can't handle.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-11 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
More like 'my buddy wondered if you were into writing erotica since your filenames are familiar', so you can take up the heat for me! Heheheheheheheh.

Alright!!! Point taken, man. Your funeral. (not literally) (please not literally) (I don't want to jinx you I'm so sorry)

Definitely recommend standing in the doorway. It's slow, so you really aren't in danger like you would be normally, but it's gross. And if you're asleep at the wheel, it's probably still dangerous. Also I look pretty gross right now in general, since showering and everything is a pain when my arm is determined to knock everything onto the floor.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-12 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Aw don't guilt trip me, I wouldn't actually namedrop you, even in a hypothetical. I'm not a tattletale.

I know it's probably going to seem like I'm freaking out a LOT, but I've actually killed someone back home with this thing outside of work

against my will of course. But the arm alert tape's a good idea. Stealing that.



Could you grab some raw salmon? Cream cheese, if they had it, please. I'll share with you, of course.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, bud. I'm marking all of this down on my tab, so I can repay you later. I know we're friends and all, but like hell I'm letting a friend do unpaid labour.

Tell me about it. Stuff happens to me way more often than I'd like, and I'd like to avoid that here, with you! Hahahahahahaha

I've been drinking out the shower without dying, so don't worry about water. I'm a tough man, actual nice-tasting food is a luxury at this point. I appreciate you even wanting to come and see me like this.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-13 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I've been keeping one, anyway. Just in case. Also helps me remember what I have, in case the days blend together a little too much.

Damn.


You don't think they put chemicals in the water to keep us sedate? (that was a joke I swear) But I'm absolutely adding this to the tab and you can't stop me. Hold on, let me just see if I can send you the location, give me a second.

[Boop! Automated location shpiel, sent through!]

You get that? It's not too far from where Don and Sinclair live, hahahahaha.

cw in the link for bug body horror, gregor having a mildly bad time

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-13 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still typing out a reply when he hears Junpei at the door, so. He'll just say what he has to say, in the end. But first, while his arm gently does whatever the fuck this is and knocks into whatever it can reach, better actually reply and get him indoors.]

All good, come in! There's only one door in this place, and I'll be behind it.

[Catch this guy Truly Metamorphosis-ed the fuck out, laying in bed looking like shit, surrounded by empty popcorn bags. Truly a roach.] ...Sorry I'm not in a better state, I'm usually way better at hosting, being clean, and generally being not a pain to be around.

[When his arm isn't morphing, warping, twisting itself into incomprehensibly fluid and sharp shapes as it yearns to pierce.] ...If you want to know my hot tips about grocery shopping, I just write down what I take on the rolls of receipt paper and tuck 'em under the register. Signed and all. It's better than nothing.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-14 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh-- that's cute. Thanks, buddy. I don't mind at all; never had a cat, but it sure would've been nice, you know?

[Wings know he can't trust himself around smaller animals now, though. Which is probably obvious, given the way his arm starts to slowly churn the air in Junpei's direction, now that Gregor's attention is on him. Not that it'll stretch that far, but it'll be uncomfortable all the same, for both of them. Just what he likes!]

Uh-- just chuck it in the fridge for now, I guess. I'll stuff it down my throat once you don't have to witness it. I'm not starving yet, haha.

[A beat, where his smile fades and his eyes flit to the vortex of chitin currently attached to his upper arm.] ...Sorry to make you look at this.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-16 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but who the hell could really imagine what it's like until they see it?

[Anyway, no more pity party. At least for a good few seconds. A man thus bedridden, with nothing more on his mind other than his own self-induced mutation, is permitted a little misery to wallow in, right???

But that water bottle looks really fucking good, and he's not about to look so pathetic as to just let it roll and land where it may! At the very least, he's going to roll over as best he can, even with the arm doing what it can to obstruct him, and try to grab the bottle off the floor.
]

Thanks, man. Y'know...You got it easy, just seeing the arm. I get real bad, more comes out. Ha! [ha, ha. please laugh.]