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bitcoin scholar junpei tenmyouji ([personal profile] coolerjunpei) wrote2020-02-13 03:13 pm

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Junpei Tenmyouji
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[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-12 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Aw don't guilt trip me, I wouldn't actually namedrop you, even in a hypothetical. I'm not a tattletale.

I know it's probably going to seem like I'm freaking out a LOT, but I've actually killed someone back home with this thing outside of work

against my will of course. But the arm alert tape's a good idea. Stealing that.



Could you grab some raw salmon? Cream cheese, if they had it, please. I'll share with you, of course.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, bud. I'm marking all of this down on my tab, so I can repay you later. I know we're friends and all, but like hell I'm letting a friend do unpaid labour.

Tell me about it. Stuff happens to me way more often than I'd like, and I'd like to avoid that here, with you! Hahahahahahaha

I've been drinking out the shower without dying, so don't worry about water. I'm a tough man, actual nice-tasting food is a luxury at this point. I appreciate you even wanting to come and see me like this.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-13 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I've been keeping one, anyway. Just in case. Also helps me remember what I have, in case the days blend together a little too much.

Damn.


You don't think they put chemicals in the water to keep us sedate? (that was a joke I swear) But I'm absolutely adding this to the tab and you can't stop me. Hold on, let me just see if I can send you the location, give me a second.

[Boop! Automated location shpiel, sent through!]

You get that? It's not too far from where Don and Sinclair live, hahahahaha.

cw in the link for bug body horror, gregor having a mildly bad time

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-13 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still typing out a reply when he hears Junpei at the door, so. He'll just say what he has to say, in the end. But first, while his arm gently does whatever the fuck this is and knocks into whatever it can reach, better actually reply and get him indoors.]

All good, come in! There's only one door in this place, and I'll be behind it.

[Catch this guy Truly Metamorphosis-ed the fuck out, laying in bed looking like shit, surrounded by empty popcorn bags. Truly a roach.] ...Sorry I'm not in a better state, I'm usually way better at hosting, being clean, and generally being not a pain to be around.

[When his arm isn't morphing, warping, twisting itself into incomprehensibly fluid and sharp shapes as it yearns to pierce.] ...If you want to know my hot tips about grocery shopping, I just write down what I take on the rolls of receipt paper and tuck 'em under the register. Signed and all. It's better than nothing.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-14 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh-- that's cute. Thanks, buddy. I don't mind at all; never had a cat, but it sure would've been nice, you know?

[Wings know he can't trust himself around smaller animals now, though. Which is probably obvious, given the way his arm starts to slowly churn the air in Junpei's direction, now that Gregor's attention is on him. Not that it'll stretch that far, but it'll be uncomfortable all the same, for both of them. Just what he likes!]

Uh-- just chuck it in the fridge for now, I guess. I'll stuff it down my throat once you don't have to witness it. I'm not starving yet, haha.

[A beat, where his smile fades and his eyes flit to the vortex of chitin currently attached to his upper arm.] ...Sorry to make you look at this.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-07-16 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but who the hell could really imagine what it's like until they see it?

[Anyway, no more pity party. At least for a good few seconds. A man thus bedridden, with nothing more on his mind other than his own self-induced mutation, is permitted a little misery to wallow in, right???

But that water bottle looks really fucking good, and he's not about to look so pathetic as to just let it roll and land where it may! At the very least, he's going to roll over as best he can, even with the arm doing what it can to obstruct him, and try to grab the bottle off the floor.
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Thanks, man. Y'know...You got it easy, just seeing the arm. I get real bad, more comes out. Ha! [ha, ha. please laugh.]