traumaticus: (Whitey 2)
Richard ([personal profile] traumaticus) wrote in [personal profile] coolerjunpei 2024-08-26 04:05 pm (UTC)

[Hello Junpei. How is your day? I hope it's a good one because it is about to just get better. No matter where he is, be it outside or indoors, he'll feel a sudden bump against the back of his legs. Why! It's no one but Whitey the Albino boar! And it looks like he has a letter for you:]

Greetings Junpei of The Chosen.

It has come to my attention that my manner of communicating has confused my fellow Chosen of Aldrip. There has been several voices pointing out that my way of writing and addressing another is "too long", or "too formal." I have merely followed the art of writing letters that was taught to me by my teachers, who were picked personally by my parents, the previous noble Duke of York and his wife by grace, lady Cecily. For us it has been important to follow a certain structure and method while contacting one another by a letter to show the respect and reflect the status of the receiver.

However, it seems to me this is no longer the case and people have crafted a new way of writing and communicating. I could not help but remember our prior conversation about literacy. I was hoping that perhaps you, as the man of wisdom and knowledge, could perhaps aid me as I navigate through this foreign writing style called texting. If you would, I'd be in your gratitude and seek to repay the favor as you see fit.

Signed,
Richard Plantagenet, Duke of Gloucester.

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