[Junpei scoffs, shaking his head. Seven, get mad at him? Him, Junpei? Impossible. Or, well, not impossible really at all, but-]
No, it was funny. Eventually. And if I didn't already know you guys can do actual magic, that would sound like complete bullshit, you know that? Magic owl dragons and swords in stones...
[He shakes his head again, amused; he believes it! It's also very fantastical, especially when he has no magical dragon stories of his own to share. He drums his fingers on the beer bottle, thinking.]
So uh, I got to play bodyguard once, I guess? One of my friends is a professional harp player, if you can believe that, and his sister- Clover- tells me that his fans are nuts so I've gotta hang around at this performance or else. She made me put on a tie.
[Pause for dramatic effect. Lamentation about wearing a tie, etc.]
Turns out, it was a con to get me to go to a harp concert, except I still had to stand the whole time. [...,] Uh, there's no animal in that story... The harp player, we called him Snake, that counts.
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No, it was funny. Eventually. And if I didn't already know you guys can do actual magic, that would sound like complete bullshit, you know that? Magic owl dragons and swords in stones...
[He shakes his head again, amused; he believes it! It's also very fantastical, especially when he has no magical dragon stories of his own to share. He drums his fingers on the beer bottle, thinking.]
So uh, I got to play bodyguard once, I guess? One of my friends is a professional harp player, if you can believe that, and his sister- Clover- tells me that his fans are nuts so I've gotta hang around at this performance or else. She made me put on a tie.
[Pause for dramatic effect. Lamentation about wearing a tie, etc.]
Turns out, it was a con to get me to go to a harp concert, except I still had to stand the whole time. [...,] Uh, there's no animal in that story... The harp player, we called him Snake, that counts.