[Junpei takes another sip and then makes a face; fizzy grapefruit is somehow more shocking the second time, but he's opened this can and now he's got to drink the whole thing. Hmm...]

Well, this one's grapefruit-y with notes of that bitter way seltzer water tastes, [he lifts the can again, this time to swirl its contents in the way knowledgeable drinkers aerate their glasses of wine.] And a hint of, uh, more fruit. And alcohol.

[One should hope, anyway. He's not an expert. This one's okay, but,] It kinda sucks. You're not missing out.

[sssssip....] What's the best drink you remember?